Elder Noah Elias Chapman Brazil Manaus North Mission

Errrrbody needs a little Jesus  WHATS GOOOOD YOOO?? I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A BETTER CHRISTMAS THAN I DID!!! COULDNT BE TOO HARD TO BEAT BAHAHA Okay it wasn't that bad  I got flamed by the Mission President...    On Monday I got the greatest haircut of my freaking life. It was 5$ and the nastiest faded mullet you've ever seen. Well. Uhhh basically mullets and bald fades aren't allowed. And I now have both...    Okay so basically, it's Christmas right? CHRISTMAS! The most chill holiday there is. So, me and Elder Vitti slept in, just a little. Like literally 30 mins to 7am. No issues there I would think. Anyway, we are just chilling, making food hanging out. My parents, and grandparents were in the process of sending me a package for the holiday. Well we were having the package sent thru Uber and it was taking a while because we had to contact the Secretary of History guy (this missionary dude) and we had to wait for him to get to the office to get the package se...

 Yo, what up crackers? How's it? How are we doing? I've been getting headaches every single day, I'm being eaten alive by bugs, its hotter than fetch, my brain is not okay, and I don't want to be here. So thats awesome!  :/    All the days are fading together, it's hard to belive we are already at almost 3 weeks in Brazil, and now 2 months into the mission. The days are flying by, I'll be back in no time. It's also hard to remember what goes on in these weeks so I'll try and remember the highlights or "highlights..."    Elder Vitti and I are still doing pretty good. Sometimes it gets a little frustrating not being able to say what I want, or how I'm feeling because he doesn't understand English, and it's also frustrating for him because I am slow mentally and slow at learning so it's kinda rough. We don't get mad at each other, just frustrated at the language barrier. The langauge learning is still not very good, I feel so s...

                                                        Kids getting stickers YO YO WE BACK  AGAIN  BARELY  How are you guys???     I'm so tired. I'm so dead. I'm so hot (and not in the good looking way unfortunately)(I'm burning alive) (its about 100 degrees with 85% humidity everyday)    BUT, WE ARE DOING ALRIGHT. Lots of new things going on, lots of learning, lots of walking, lots of teaching, lots of Portuguese.    I want do die. In the words I taught Elder Vitti: "I want to Kurt Cobain" (if you know you know)     Okay. I don't actually want to die, BUT these long days of NOT KNOWING A SINGLE THING, OR WHATS GOING ON, is really taking a toll on my mental health. We go to lunches and lessons and I just sit there. I do nothing. Well I do share a scripture and...