Elder Noah Elias Chapman Brazil Manaus North Mission

  WAIT NO, DONT WORRY-    Patricia is just that idiotic fetching white cat. That's right. We named her and I'm murdering her. She bit my ankle and she's a stupid ugly rat. (I'm sorry Patricia. I'm kidding. You are beautiful and perfect <3).     How's it going guys? How're you feeling? What're you thinking? Is the end of the world soon?     WHAT THE FLIP IS GOING ON!!! Elder Chapman is back, and in this week, I can't remember a single thing that happened but I'm going try! Bare with me, I once again didn't write throughout the week so this is going to be a little choppy. Elder Ellis and I are absolutely demolishing this area (in a good way), so we are extremely busy all the time and I haven't been able to prep any emails.    So to start of the week, on PDAY we received information that I would be on a division with a Zone Leader... FOR TWO DAYS. I had to pack a freaking bag and move to a different area for 2 nights and it actually...

MOM NOTE* Noah sent me these pics this morning and I cried a little. God sent Noah a cat. It's a little thing, but I think God knew that Noah would like a cat so He sent him a cat. Let's be real: Noah is struggling... like... a lot. Not that a cat is going to make everything better, but it can't hurt.  Noah's Housemates singing Happy Birthday to him... in RLDS Spanish (AKA Portuguese) BEGIN NOAH'S EMAIL from January 20, 2025 What the actual FETCH is up yo?    Okay so before we begin, I would like to say that generally throughout the week, I write my emails and prepare them for Monday... This week was super busy and I started to write this email last night... I woke up and what I had written for this email had disappeared from my drafts. So bare with me. Thanks.    How we doing? How we feeling? How many people did you put on date for baptism this week? 0? That's what I thought. Do better. (just kidding I love each and every one of you dearly).    ELDER ...

Mom Note* Noah has transfers today! And tomorrow is his birthday! The Bishop's Family (of his current area) gave him this little car. It's sweet because Noah's favorite color as a kid was purple....which just so happened to be my favorite color. What can I say? The boy loves his Mombo! Generally, this is something that would go into my "RANDOM STUFF" section, but this is far too wack to put down there - Elder Vitti and I were making our usual stroll home from a long day of walking and talking to people. It was fairly late, around like 8:30ish or so. We are heading up a pretty big hill making our way toward the house, when Elder Vitti needed to stop to catch his breath (he does this many times by the way haha). As we were standing there taking a second to relax, a guy walks by us, kind of in a rush. After he passed I realize he had a pretty big blue plastic bag in his hands. What was in the bag? A freaking dead cat... WHAT AND WHY? I've learned it's really ...