SORRY YALL OH MA GOSH... IM A FAILURE.

 WHAT UP MUTHER FETCHERS?

   
   OKAY SO BASICALLY, I WAS SICKER THAN A FETCHING DOG AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS WEEK AND NOT MUCH HAPPENED AND I DIDN'T TAKE HARDLY ANY PHOTOS SO PLEASE EXCUSE THIS LAME AHH EMAIL LOL. 

   Okay so, I was throwing up and dying on the toilet. We double confirmed the bappy for Daniel and he didn't show up. I also confronted Ellis about the rude comments after he told me I had a dad bod and needed to walk it off. Lol. I jumped up and stood right in his business. I wanted so badly to beat the everliving BS out of this little boy but I didn't. I just raised my tone and ranted to him about how I was not okay with the things he was saying. I told him it needed to stop. I told him that I NEVER made comments about him or any other person's weight. I don't even pay attention to that stuff. I said "do I ever tell you that you need to eat more? No I fetching don't because that's weird." He shortly after apologized. Not sure if I accept yet. Or will. It's all good. Glad I could set things straight. Still don't have a lot of respect for the guy... Don't have to. 

RANDOM STUFF:

1. Our baptism (Daniel), was double checked confirmed for this last Sunday and he didn't show up LOL.
2. We did NOT watch the Super Bowl... (Chiefs fetching SUCK what were they thinking).
3. We were giving a lesson and this lady whips out her boobs and starts breastfeeding her baby so that was sick.
4. We made ice-cream and brownies!
5. Apparently Patrícia is fixed so I guess she's just really fat and maybe sick. Poor baby.
6. I spent all my two week funds in one week somehow, so I have 3 dollars left to last me the next week.
7. Because we are poor, I made noodles with butter, salt and pepper. It was actually really solid. Would make again and probably will have to.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK: 

“If LeBron retires, I'm going home.” - Elder Medina

One, two, three, four, five, six, sexy.” - Daniel
(owner of the burger place, not our baptism dodger).

SCRIPTURE OF THE WEEK: John 8:31-32

31 "Then said Jesus to those Jews which believed on him, If ye continue in my word, then are ye my disciples indeed;"

32 "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."

   Seek the word of God, as it sets you free. 

   I LOVE YOU. YES YOU! YOU ARE AWESOME AND DESERVE THE WORLD FOR REAL. I hope everything is going well for y'all. Follow your dreams. Keep being awesome. Keep being a light to the world. Smile more. Love your neighbours. Again sorry for this lame and short email. I've just been going through it haha. I'll try and be better next week about it. REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE! :). Oh and email me I love reading from y'all, though you can ask others I'm awful about replying. 

Until next week... PEACE <3

PHOTOS:

1. EXPLODING CAT... (thanks Jacob I love you). 






2. Kendrick Unda Da Bed. 



3. Security. 







4. Patrícia On Top of the World. 




5. BEETLE. 


6. Sleeping Beauty. 




7. Patrícia Asleep on the Roof. 






8. Water Bottle Guy. 


9. O Livro de Mórmon on the Dawg. 


10. The Valley. 


11. SZA Giving Baddie. (Super Bowl)





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