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SORRY YALL OH MA GOSH... IM A FAILURE.

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 WHAT UP MUTHER FETCHERS?        OKAY SO BASICALLY, I WAS SICKER THAN A FETCHING DOG AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS WEEK AND NOT MUCH HAPPENED AND I DIDN'T TAKE HARDLY ANY PHOTOS SO PLEASE EXCUSE THIS LAME AHH EMAIL LOL.     Okay so, I was throwing up and dying on the toilet. We double confirmed the bappy for Daniel and he didn't show up. I also confronted Ellis about the rude comments after he told me I had a dad bod and needed to walk it off. Lol. I jumped up and stood right in his business. I wanted so badly to beat the everliving BS out of this little boy but I didn't. I just raised my tone and ranted to him about how I was not okay with the things he was saying. I told him it needed to stop. I told him that I NEVER made comments about him or any other person's weight. I don't even pay attention to that stuff. I said "do I ever tell you that you need to eat more? No I fetching don't because that's weird." He shortly after apologized. Not sure if I a...
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MISSION FROM HELL

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 I'M NOT DEAD YET MOTHER FREAKER (but I'm about to be)  WHATS FETCHING GOOD? HOW ARE YALL??? We BACK with another goofy week, more challenges and me wanting to shoot someone!  Let's hop into it.    So to begin... Its been rough out here. Physically and mentally. You know what helps with that? Having my companion tell me I'm fat almost everyday. YAY! I'm so blessed and privileged to be here!!! So basically, I'm not the most skinny guy in the world right? Like I could use some work. Little ab exercises here and there, maybe some extra cardio on top of the miles we walk everyday. Well. Here's some of the things he's told me. Fetching enjoy this trash.  "you have a belly like the Brazilians"  "you're a pig".  "you need the healthier option" - (talking about desserts at a lunch we had).  "tubby".  "you're fat".     I also one time overheard him on the phone with his family and he was talking about how ...
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I'M GOING TO FREAKING MURDER PATRICIA

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  WAIT NO, DONT WORRY-    Patricia is just that idiotic fetching white cat. That's right. We named her and I'm murdering her. She bit my ankle and she's a stupid ugly rat. (I'm sorry Patricia. I'm kidding. You are beautiful and perfect <3).     How's it going guys? How're you feeling? What're you thinking? Is the end of the world soon?     WHAT THE FLIP IS GOING ON!!! Elder Chapman is back, and in this week, I can't remember a single thing that happened but I'm going try! Bare with me, I once again didn't write throughout the week so this is going to be a little choppy. Elder Ellis and I are absolutely demolishing this area (in a good way), so we are extremely busy all the time and I haven't been able to prep any emails.    So to start of the week, on PDAY we received information that I would be on a division with a Zone Leader... FOR TWO DAYS. I had to pack a freaking bag and move to a different area for 2 nights and it actually...
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